25 Hilarious Secret Santa Gifts That Are Equal Parts Quirky And Brilliant

Facing the annual dilemma of Secret Santa Picks Santa gifts, blending in with bath bombs is not the move. This year, go retro or go home.

Whether you're shopping for that weird cousin, funny retro gifts never fail to get a laugh—especially when they’re stylish with a side of unhinged.

Shopping for men? Bin the bottle opener. Instead, try a neon ‘Don’t Touch My Stuff’ desk light. The more random, the better.

Ladies love a gift with attitude. A cheeky wall print from the 70s might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A 1950s diner-style toast rack
An old-school apothecary jar filled with jelly beans
A tea towel featuring weird Victorian slang

You don’t have to spend loads to win Christmas. It’s about giving something so ridiculous they’ll treasure it forever.

And if you’re playing it safe, you’re doing it wrong.

The best part? You’ll find the truly unforgettable ones in our Unusual Gifts collection. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve curated the weirdest winners.

So grab a gift before the office weirdo does. Your perfect, Secret Santa gifts funny, retro Secret Santa gift is waiting in our collection.

Because tasteful is overrated.